Kevin | MA | cis male | ENFJ | Aries | writer, musician, dirty liberal, cultural enthusaist, deadpan humorist. I run on coffee and spite.
having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something
(via djungelskoggf)
Some people say rolling for stats in D&D is old fashioned and unforgiving
But I think it builds character.
(via piratekane)
I heard so many people talk about romanticizing your life and at first it was annoying but then I was eating an apple and it was red and sweet and I was making an effort to conciously and slowly enjoy my apple because that’s what my therapist told me to try to be more in the moment and it was the best apple I ever ate. I ate it slow and really payed attention to the sweetness and the sourness and I was sitting outside under some trees and there was a breeze and I thought: This is a perfect moment, and one day I will wish I had the opportunity to sit here and conciously eat this apple and be happy. Anyways. Try making a big deal out of small things.
“shit tier ugly ass elf” is Up There in terms of internet phrases that make me laugh every time i remember them
arguably the funniest post ever made
(via horreurscopes)
gifting lil heart shaped lollipops to all my mutuals
(via piratekane)